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Poker Is Like S*X Says StormX CEO! Really?

22nd October 2022 would have been a perfectly fine day in the world of poker and on Twitter. But Simon Yu, CEO of StormX was in the mood to share his wisdom about the mind sport and went ahead and dropped his view on the card game. What did he say? Let’s dive into it without any further delay because that’s how interesting it is.

Yu shared a post on Twitter which read, “Poker is like sex – everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing.” Well, first one may wonder, why the StormX CEO said it and then dwell into the why of it. But Twitterati had other plans. Many users left comments on that attention grabbing post which will leave in splits. Trust us, someone even commented about going all-in (in poker or bed…that’s up to you to decide).

Simon Yu’s tweet on poker

Poker is like sex – everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing.

— Simon Yu (@SimonYuSEA) October 22, 2022

Twitterati on Simon Yu’s bold post

Poker is like sex, I blow my entire load in both.

— mr. basic (@misterbasic) October 23, 2022

But, the question of “are you all in” hurts a bit more in bed.

— Mark Anderson (@markander10) October 23, 2022

And it’s easier to succeed with a bigger dick, excuse me, I meant hand.

My dick roughly equates to a 7-2 offsuit

— Aaron Wijsgeer ❁ (@btcloverkekw) October 22, 2022

I’m a fish

— Simon Yu (@SimonYuSEA) October 22, 2022

True true. I keep going after nice sets or trips. Sometimes I’m just lucky flopping a pair 🤣🤣

— Ryan Davis (@SaltLifeRyan) October 22, 2022

It’s all about the partner you’re playing with 🤪

— DD_G (@_DD_G_) October 22, 2022

Poker is like sex, I learned about it when I was 12 from my grandpa.

— Dexter (@James58026800) October 23, 2022

Even if you’re bad at it, it’s still fun and you get lucky sometimes

— Patrik Okenka (@patrikokenka) October 23, 2022

Even if you’re bad at it, it’s still fun and you get lucky sometimes

— Patrik Okenka (@patrikokenka) October 23, 2022

Abstinence is bliss.

— Peter Pineapple (@peterpineapp) October 22, 2022

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While there are some epic responses coming in from Twitterati, there was one user by the handle ‘GreggyBTC’ who stated that Yu indeed made a very brave admission to which the latter replied by revealing that he was a fish. Does it matter whether Yu is a fish or not, not so much in our opinion. Poker Twitter did catch that tweet and made their thoughts known in the most hilarious ways possible. 

But is Yu’s poker quote the only one? Naah! There are many out there. Some of the world-famous quotes have come from poker pros like Stu Ungar, Daniel Negreanu, Doyle Brunson, Sam Farha among others.

Take a look at some prominent quotes by pros

• Stu Ungar – “I never want to be called a ‘good loser.’ Show me a good loser and I’ll just show you a loser.”
• Doyle Brunson – “Everyone gets lucky once in a while, but no one is consistently lucky.”
• Chris Moneymaker – “The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.”
• Daniel Negreanu – “The majority of players are looking for reasons to fold. I am looking for reasons to play.”
• Sam Farha – “The one who bets the most wins. Cards just break ties.”

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